OH GOD I’VE LOST CONTROL
ok listen you’ve still got a couple of options here
You just have to shift your perspective.
How can you function like that
unreal expectations for ten yr olds
for a second it looked like he was holding captain america’s shield
The Party Has To Get Into The Next Room Past All The Guards Playing Cards
Wizard: Okay, so I wanna use prestadigitation to create the illusion of a stripper to distract the gards.
DM: I allow it; roll arcana.
Wizard: *Rolls* 18 + 12
Ranger: OH DAMN SHE'S HOT!
(DM states that roll was so baller, that a whole line of strippers appear to the sound of old 20's show girl music. Long story short, we had no issues infiltrating this place.)
meanwhile, in front of the crystal gem temple